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Link stretched languidly, rolling over in bed. His blanket got caught under one foot, and was promptly tugged all the way down to his waist. The sudden splash of light that invaded his previously dark cavern of slumber roused him into semi-consciousness. Mewling softly, he tossed himself over again, yanking the blankets back up and tucking them in around his shoulders. Sky blue eyes opened, foggy with the remnants of sleep, and he saw Navi sitting at the computer in their room.
For the past few weeks, they'd been staying in one of Hyrule Castle's guestrooms. Zelda had had a nightmare and, as a princess whose dreams were notorious for being prophetic, had asked Link to stick around for awhile. Being a princess, she always got what she wanted. And, of course, her blond and blue eyed hero hadn't put up any objections. It wasn't that he enjoyed the added opportunities to make eyes at the country's symbol of
You Know you Suck at LOZ when You Know You Suck At Legend of Zelda When...
You get a game over at the title screen
The Master Sword dosent choose you...
Zelda has to save you from Ganon
Midna dosent bother to save you from the prison
You have an epic life or death battle with an Octoro
The Ocarina sends you into a dark void instead of back in time...
You trip and fall into the Master Sword...Impaling yourself
Link never speaks in his game...yet you manage to make him say "YOU SUCK!!!"
When you turn on the game...a screen pops up and says "NO!!!.,,You shall not Play!!!"
Takes you 5 hours ti get out of Links house...
You think Zant acually fights cool...
You try to fight Ganon with the fishing rod...
You call Epona...and Epona tramples over you...
The fairy dosent bother to help you...
You get a migrain from trying to figure out why you cant jump
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